Part history, part dark humor, this tee takes on Paul's Index of Art Tragedy — a tongue-in-cheek system for ranking the most tragic early deaths in art. By scoring "years lost" against the "quality lost," the index calculates a raw tragedy score for artists who never made it past 40. A wearable chart of brilliance cut short, it's both homage and provocation — reminding us how much was lost, and how much remains.